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My Client is Insane

Young lawyer: Honorable Judge, the very fact that my client has turned to me for his defense is a proof of his insanity.

Smiles | April 15, 2014, Tuesday // 17:55 | Viewed: 243

What do you want to become?

Teacher: Petar, what do you want to become when you grow up?

Smiles | April 7, 2014, Monday // 12:21 | Viewed: 796

Message on Cigarette Box

"The Ministry of Health informs that every unsmoked cigarette extends your work day by 8 minutes!"

Smiles | March 18, 2014, Tuesday // 10:44 | Viewed: 2206

Teachers' Note to Parents

An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.

Smiles | February 10, 2014, Monday // 15:46 | Viewed: 1306

Attorney Faces Ethical Question

Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her USD 100.

Smiles | February 6, 2014, Thursday // 17:56 | Viewed: 426

Praise Google

A: What do you think happens to you when you die?

Smiles | February 3, 2014, Monday // 11:29 | Viewed: 429

Biggest Joke of the Century

"Computers and mobiles were invented to save our time.

Smiles | January 28, 2014, Tuesday // 15:04 | Viewed: 580

Being Active

“I am out of bed and made it to the keyboard.

Smiles | January 22, 2014, Wednesday // 16:51 | Viewed: 533

New Year's Resolution

A: What is your New Year's resolution?B: Disturbingly low.

Smiles | January 3, 2014, Friday // 08:24 | Viewed: 1290

Losing Your Wife at Poker

 

Smiles | November 29, 2013, Friday // 16:15 | Viewed: 2037

Bulgaria's PM Resigns.. on a Big Holiday!

Bulgaria's Prime Minister Plamen Oresharski went to a fortune-teller, distressed by the unrelenting protests against him.

Smiles | November 15, 2013, Friday // 15:19 | Viewed: 933

Higher Salary

A boss to a company's employees:

Smiles | November 8, 2013, Friday // 17:17 | Viewed: 1490

Solving a Problem

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

Smiles | October 9, 2013, Wednesday // 21:06 | Viewed: 1413

Car Deal

A man from Gabrovo bought a car.

Smiles | October 6, 2013, Sunday // 15:05 | Viewed: 465

Syrian Language

Bulgaria’s Education Minister Aneliya Klisarova: Syrian language is the native language of Syrian children.

Smiles | September 20, 2013, Friday // 15:53 | Viewed: 1481

Bulgaria PM’s Dream

“I have a dream,” said Bulgaria's prime minister in front of thousands of protesters in Sofia.

Smiles | September 10, 2013, Tuesday // 19:18 | Viewed: 1770

Show Your True Self

A: What stops you from showing your true self? B: The Penal Code.

Smiles | July 26, 2013, Friday // 12:37 | Viewed: 7557

Saving Electricity

“Why don’t people from Gabrovo buy refrigerators?” “Because they can’t be sure the light goes off when the door’s closed”.

Smiles | July 25, 2013, Thursday // 13:43 | Viewed: 693

Recipe for Success

Wake up early, work hard, drill for oil!

Smiles | July 23, 2013, Tuesday // 11:14 | Viewed: 2080

How many are protesting in Sofia?

Sofia, 7 pm, Council of Ministers headquarters.

Smiles | July 12, 2013, Friday // 10:51 | Viewed: 2587

Obama Knows It All

A child tells US President Obama:

Smiles | July 10, 2013, Wednesday // 15:43 | Viewed: 1066
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